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If They Did A Cocktail Menu For Mothers, It Would Probably Go Something Like This

by Prabs
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Oh the excitement we mamas feel when we finally make it out for that long-awaited night out… The thrill of letting our hair down over a few drinks instead of just falling asleep on the sofa after one glass of wine.  Especially when we notice we’re still in time for happy hour.  Yep, cocktails!  Why not?  After all, it’s a much deserved ‘night off’.  Actually, that goes for ‘ladies who lunch’ get togethers, Mother’s Day celebrations, birthdays…

But life totally changes when we have kids.  Suddenly that cocktail menu that was a hoot in our younger days can seem like an almost unfamiliar blast from our partying past and the drink names are almost ironic. So I’ve been thinking, they really ought to come up with a cocktail menu specifically for mothers that helps us choose a drink based on what motherhood is like rather than the ingredients they contain. And if they did, I reckon the menu would go something like this.

 Cheers mothers everywhere!


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Kyles (Bookish Mummy) September 21, 2015 - 11:12 am

This is HILARIOUS. Although, mind what you say about a Friday night in with yoga, Netflix and takeout.

prabs September 21, 2015 - 1:57 pm

lol yes my friends said the same about the Friday night bit!

Jess Paterson September 21, 2015 - 10:36 am

Screaming Orgasm – ha ha! Lovely to meet you Prabs, thanks for all your bloggy love since you found me, pleased to find someone who shares my sense of humour! Malta, eh, you lucky duck. Is it sunny? Go on, make me green! xx

prabs September 21, 2015 - 1:56 pm

Thanks Jess. Lovely words. Oh you know it’s just a BIT sunny (ahem). Honestly, I’m actually looking forward to cooler weather…6 months of shorts and flip flops can get a bit much believe it or not!!

Tori Gabriel September 14, 2015 - 10:43 am

I absolutely love this post. It made me laugh. Thanks for the giggles.

Tori Gabriel September 14, 2015 - 10:42 am

I love this! It’s brilliant. Thanks!

prabs September 14, 2015 - 5:28 pm

Glad you liked 🙂

Mumma McD August 5, 2015 - 12:54 pm

Haha you’ll (we’ll) most definitely be needing my Hungover Parenting Survival Guide after working through this menu!! X

prabs August 5, 2015 - 4:18 pm

That made me literally laugh out loud. Yes!

Who Let the Mum Out? July 26, 2015 - 8:39 pm

So funny! I love it.

Claire @ life love and dirty dishes June 14, 2015 - 12:53 pm

I’ll have a cosmo please 🙂
Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

Random Musings June 9, 2015 - 12:12 pm

Love this! Really gave me a giggle 🙂

prabs June 9, 2015 - 12:46 pm

I’m glad! #bloggerlove

Nicole June 8, 2015 - 3:31 pm

Love this post!

prabs June 8, 2015 - 7:17 pm

I’m glad! Considering your kids are driving you to drink…which is your cocktail then?!

The 21st Century SAHM June 8, 2015 - 1:40 am

HA!!! Love this. Thanks for the laughs after a long week.

prabs June 8, 2015 - 10:17 am

You are most welcome! Thanks loads for reading

Laura @ Life with Baby Kicks June 7, 2015 - 10:48 am

Love this prabs! I am totally the Bloody Mary, and boy does it bite me on the bum! Thanks for linking with #effitfriday

prabs June 7, 2015 - 3:12 pm

Pleasure was all mine.

Modern Dad Pages June 6, 2015 - 1:56 am

I have the Tequila sunrise going on here lol loved the post! Thanks for linking on #effitfriday

prabs June 6, 2015 - 11:26 am

My pleasure and thank YOU. Now go drink that tequila.


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