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What Parents Say About Other Parents’ Kids (and what they really mean)

by Prabs
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Ever wanted to march someone else’s kid straight out of your house because they’re subjecting your child to the play date from hell? Or wondered if they’re fed a diet consisting solely of M&M’s, gummy bears and doughnuts, they’re so unable to sit still for five seconds? Whether it’s a quick playground rendezvous after school, a play date at someone’s house or a sleepover, let’s face it, sometimes hanging out with other peoples’ kids can be a bit erm, well, challenging. I confirmed a regular Thursday playground date with a friend of mine the other day and commented on how cute her son is. Her reply cracked me up. Let’s just say she was quite ‘verbal’ and didn’t exactly echo my sentiment as he’s driving her nuts at the moment.  And this got me thinking about what parents say…
Here’s the thing…what she said is something I have no right to say myself, nor would I as he’s absolutely lovely. Oh yeah and because it’s just not right or socially acceptable to go around making certain comments about other people’s kids. Did that stop us from having a giggle over the kind of things we’d love to actually say sometimes, though? Hell no! Et voilà… Thanks to my friend, another blog post idea was born.
So I got to work carrying out extensive research canvassing other parents – well alright, I spoke to two girlfriends who’ve got kids – and came up with a list: What parents say about other parents’ kids and what they really mean.  It’s just for fun. Kind of. No honestly, I’m just kidding around. Of course, I’ve never had these thoughts myself. Well, only sometimes… JOKE.
Disclaimer: To any of my friends reading this…relax…none of these are inspired by your kids!
1. Awww, he interacts so well with other kids, doesn’t he?
If that Neanderthal pushes my kid off the slide one more time, I’ll push him into the sandpit when your back’s turned.
2. I’m so happy our kids are in the same class.
I hope your kid’s in another class next year. Or another school.

3. He’s full of beans isn’t he, bless him?
If the hyperactive little turd bangs on my glass coffee table one more time, I won’t be responsible for my actions.
4. My word, isn’t she articulate?
For the love of God, does she ever shut up?
5. He’s been great; he was SO fascinated by our toys.
He asked me 25 times if he could take my kid’s lego home and then I caught the bugger sneaking it into his backpack.
6. It’s so lovely when kids have good manners isn’t it?
Did you raise your kids in the jungle?

7. Don’t you just love how inquisitive kids are?
She didn’t stop asking me questions from the moment I picked her up from your house til the minute you turned up to collect her. My mouth has gone dry.
8. They’ve had a great time and occupied themselves for hours.
I have no idea what they were doing up there. On the plus side, I did manage to watch an entire season of Homeland.

9. She has such a clever little head on her.
She’s such an argumentative smart arse, it’s a bloody miracle you haven’t put her up for adoption.

10. Your son is hilarious…he’s got a great sense of adventure.
I have to disinfect every toy we own. Who on earth told him it’s ok to do THAT with marbles?

11. Your little angel offered to help me tidy; I wish my kids did that!
Next time if the little witch goes into my bedroom, messes about with my wardrobe and then tries to put everything back, I’ll lock her inside it.

12. Awww your lot have got a healthy appetite haven’t they?
There is literally no food left for my kids.

13. He’s really focussed when he’s playing; nothing distracts him does it?
He ignored me literally every time I spoke to him.

14. They’re such sporty kids; you must be so proud.
I can’t believe you put a trophy cabinet right by your front door…they’re just participation medals for goodness sake.

15. They were soooo excited as it was their first sleepover.
Seriously, what possessed me inviting them over? I finally had to slip brandy into their milk to make them go to sleep.

16. They’re welcome at ours any time; they were an absolute pleasure.
I’m moving house.


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Friday Frolics November 23, 2016 - 2:49 pm

[…] stage.  I can totally relate!  Then there was a great post by Absolutely Prabulous, What Parents Say About Other People’s Kids And What They Really Mean. I was laughing at all the things I have thought myself, and cringing over the categories the big […]

Alan Herbert July 29, 2016 - 4:45 pm

Ha ha number 15 is so true…
I do wonder what other people say about my kids behind my back

Claire @ life love and dirty dishes June 14, 2015 - 12:52 pm

No. 4 That’s how I even describe my own child!!!
Thanks for linking up to #FridayFrolics

Ashley June 12, 2015 - 7:06 pm

Isn’t this the truth….I started making a mental not of the “no’s” on kids….now I’m out of friends…eh they shouldn’t feel bad. I wouldn’t let mine stay over if they had somewhere else to stay. HEHE!

prabs June 12, 2015 - 9:15 pm

I knew I was just saying what everyone thought! Lol. Thanks for stopping by.

Rebecca U June 11, 2015 - 7:59 pm

haha yes! Definitely the manners one – I just don’t get why not everyone teaches them?! Thanks for linking up #snotallaboutyou

prabs June 12, 2015 - 4:50 pm

Oh Rebecca woman after my own heart. I know (sad face). Thanks for reading. #snotallaboutyou

Trista, Domesticated Momster June 11, 2015 - 7:15 pm

I used to host a lot of playdates before I moved to this small neck of the woods I now call home. There were always so many different types of moms that I would meet and gradually I would just pick and choose the one’s that I actually could tolerate them and their kids. I remember one girl in particular one time…her kids were beyond filthy and she was only 30 and missing most of her teeth. She said that she was in a bind because someone had just dropped her and the kids off at the park and that she had no way home. Me being the kind hearted person that I sometimes try to be decided I would give her a ride. So I pile her kids, herself, and my troop into the truck and on the way she says “oh I really need to stop at the store to get a few things…do you mind” Now the bubble above my head is reading WTF! Yes I fucking mind but I swung by Wally World so she could pick up a few things. You know what she got? A 24 pack of Mountain Dew and a 12 pack of beer. I was speechless. Needless to say I never again invited her to another playdate. Just had to share that…sorry about the essay here in your comments lol I am visiting from #snotallaboutyou

prabs June 11, 2015 - 7:33 pm

Speechless! P.S. I would NEVER do that to you… Thanks for commenting.

Becky, Cuddle Fairy June 11, 2015 - 6:25 pm

Oh lol what a fun read and yes, you can’t say those things to the parents but sometimes you’d really love to!! #snotallaboutyou

prabs June 12, 2015 - 4:56 pm

Who me? No. Just passing on what I think others think (ahem!) Thanks for reading.

Becky, Cuddle Fairy July 24, 2015 - 3:33 pm

lol i’m back with #snotallaboutyou x

E June 11, 2015 - 8:18 pm

This blog is genius! Related to almost all especially 8 haha! thanks for linking with #snotallaboutyou

prabs June 12, 2015 - 4:55 pm

lol the truth shall set you free. I did you a favour, see? #snotallaboutyou

Danielle (@Lilliwhiterose) May 31, 2015 - 12:44 am

I couldn’t stop laughing as I read it because it is so true! Great post!

prabs May 31, 2015 - 6:06 pm

Awwwww thank you!!

Michaela Dalton May 31, 2015 - 12:53 am

Number 4 and 7 are written about my daughter! Honestly she drives me barmy. Loved this post 🙂

Linda Roy March 31, 2015 - 9:19 pm

I’ve had a #5 happen when I hosted a playdate here. The little klepto took something while I watched and then lied about it. I almost wasn’t responsible for my actions. 😉

prabs March 31, 2015 - 10:20 pm

Thank you and oh no! Apparently I made a few people I know paranoid when I wrote this. Everyone’s wondering if they’re kid inspired it. Just have to keep ’em all guessing I suppose. I mean NO IT’S NOT.


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